Christmas Tee — “Merry Christmas I’m Just Here for the Sides” Holiday Shirt

Light, playful, and full of holiday charm — this classic crew tee wears its festive heart on its chest. The hand-lettered design reads “Merry Christmas I’m just here for the sides,” with holly accents and warm, candy-like colors that pop against the white fabric. Wear it to family dinners, casual holiday gatherings, or while sneaking an extra helping from the buffet. The shirt feels familiar and comfortable: a relaxed fit, soft yet sturdy cotton, and a tear-away label so nothing distracts from the fun. It’s the kind of tee that sparks smiles, invites laughter, and quietly announces that you came for the food and the company.

Product features
- Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Classic relaxed crew-neck fit with ribbed collar that retains shape
- Tubular knit construction with shoulder twill tape to prevent stretching
- Crisp, detailed prints using DTF for sleeves/neck and DTG for main artwork
- Tear-away label and OEKO‑TEX certified materials for a comfortable, safe wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

All products are made to order, so we don’t accept returns or exchanges due to size, color, or change-of-mind reasons.

We do replace items that are:

Damaged during delivery

Defective or printed incorrectly

Incorrect in size or product due to our error

If that happens, please email snarkyveganshop@gmail.com within 7 days of receiving your order with a photo of the issue.
We’ll send a replacement or refund as soon as possible.

Note: Because each item is printed individually, colors and placement may vary slightly from mockups — this is part of the charm of print-on-demand.

U.S. Orders: 3–7 business days after fulfillment

International Orders: 7–20 business days, depending on destination