We blend sarcasm with compassion creating bold, witty apparel that lets you wear your values with confidence. Every piece is vegan-friendly, ethically printed, and made to start conversations (and maybe a few giggles).

Most of our apparel is crafted from super-soft cotton blends or organic cotton for that comfy, all-day-snarky feel. Each item lists material details on its product page, so you’ll know exactly what you’re wearing.

Keep it cool literally.Wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Skip the bleach and tumble dry low (or hang dry for extra love). Treat it gently, and your print will stay fresh like your humor.

Since all items are made on demand, please allow 2–5 business days for production plus standard shipping time. We promise it’s worth the wait — sarcasm looks best when freshly printed.

We currently ship anywhere in the U.S. — coast to coast. Shipping costs and delivery times will appear at checkout.

We’ve got your back. If something’s wrong with your order, contact us within 7 days of delivery with photos and your order number. We’ll replace or refund as quickly as possible — no ghosting, we swear

Because our items are printed just for you, we don’t accept returns for change of mind or wrong size so double-check your size chart!
However, if your product arrives damaged or defective, we’ll gladly make it right.